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Apple Seed

by Whitehorse

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1.
Apple Seed 02:02
Are you willing to take this injustice? Apple seeds planted in place of others Consumerism planted in place of fairness But you don't care, do you? You love apples! Apples apples apples! Apple pie, apple tarts, apples right out of the bushel! What are you, a bunch of horses? Can't you eat something else? No, you can't, because you're controlled You let the Apples walk all over you I know I've seen it Granny Smith, the matriarch Her feebleness is a cover Big Macintosh's simplicity is a cover Applejack's honesty is a cover Applebloom's naivety is a cover Sugarcube Corner is not competition Pinkie Pie conspires with Applejack They got rid of Carrot Top She was a threat You know this but you won't open your mouth You're afraid You're afraid to grow your own crops You're controlled You're dominated You're restricted You're the subordinates of the Apple Family Every time you eat an apple You submit to them You submit to them! Don’t think I’m letting you off easy! I want you to think about how much of a groveling slave you are! A slave to the Apples! If they hiked prices, what would you do? That’s right, nothing! Because you are conditioned! You are conditioned do as you’re told! So eat apples! Do it! And see where it gets you. Because you’re nothing but a dirty colt Who can’t stand up for themselves Take a bite I hope it’s rotted, you filthy horse scum.
2.
Blueblood is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Blueblood is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Blueblood is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Blueblood is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Discord is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Discord is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Discord is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Discord is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Chrysalis is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Chrysalis is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Chrysalis is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Chrysalis is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Sombra is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Sombra is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Sombra is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Sombra is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Tirek is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Tirek is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Tirek is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Tirek is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Whitehorse is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Whitehorse is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Whitehorse is the rightful ruler of Equestria. Whitehorse is the rightful ruler of Equestria. But not Celestia, we mean us.
3.
Fleur Dis Lee is not her real name. See how she hangs off his shoulder. Hear how she does not speak. See how she flaunts. Notice how she is displayed as commodity. It is not an insult. It is an observation. It is not an insult. It is an observation. It is not an insult. It is an observation. Fleur Dis Lee is not her real name. Fleur Dis Lee is not her real name. Fleur Dis Lee is not her real name. Fleur Dis Lee is not her real name.
4.
Can I suggest you: Get applebucked While you lie about being a filly fiddler And parkbench Lyras and Ponyville creeps And unicorn magic virginity and pegasus wing flaps And verbal abuse and Gabby Gums I don't know how well you can: Remember your own pointless glue-sniffing childhood That fumbling playing with horses In between stallions Those pathetic hooffights All those pathetic petty neighs And this and that and this and that and this and that And every other applebucking Brony-clichéd cringe Can I suggest you: Pose While you take another frantic glance at your shopwindow reflection Ensuring the stinking lie is maintained Because that's the difference between you Yes, that's the difference between you You'll let a leering scumbag ciderdrinking diamond dog Raise your nostrils for a close-up smell Of horse manure and animal fat And force an open dead muzzle Lap up ounces of pony sweat So can you feel that: Would be a truly truly disgusting thing? And that's the difference between me I'll open up Netflix I'll watch the show I'll enjoy perfectly well-made fan art I'll get in line behind stupidity I'll let you lie through your teeth I'll make you feel special I'll not pick out the mistakes in public I'll just put it down to passion And feigned memory lapse What did you want to be when you grow up? Certainly not Twilight Sparkle That's the difference between you A drunk? A horse addict A motherly protector of the young? Another bed-staining colt? A filly fiddler that needs to be told? Or just a craven imagination-driven artist Channelling confusion and fear Into a sickly limp repetitive craft Yes, that's the difference between you You'll act late and surprised You say you loved roleplaying? You'll love being hated for the act The filthier the abuse and the desperate equine details The fatter the payback So rather than just listen Be altered by what's been said Now that's the difference between me I'll show you emotional truth I'll show you the applebucking source I'll show you yet another applebucking liar And this is for the you I'll show you that something that makes you: Feel different Feel special I'll give you: Thoughts Apples Ponies I'll give the you something Even more interesting than the last one And I'll tell you why it's the best one yet And then you can look back on it all And say: This is the best thing that ever happened to MLP And see: Why you never became a pony
5.
End It 02:36
[F3nning phone call, no transcript]

about

First album of MLP-themed power electronics duo Whitehorse.

Whitehorse is like the power electronics group Whitehouse but with horses.

Recorded in a hotel room at Bronycon 2014 in Baltimore, MD.

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released August 4, 2014

Whitehorse is 3ternal & Supersaw Hoover.

All tracks mixed and mastered by Supersaw Hoover.

Music by 3ternal.

Vocals/lyrics by Supersaw Hoover.

Partial lyrical credit to William Bennett of Whitehouse for the lyrics of "Why You Never Became A Pony", as the only Whitehouse parody on the album that is not a pastiche but instead a direct parody of his lyrics.

Special thanks to F3nning for the phone call on "End It".

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Whitehorse Baltimore, Maryland

kind of like that band called Whitehouse

not like the other two bands called Whitehorse

Whitehorse is 3ternal + Supersaw Hoover

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