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Apple Seed
02:02
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Are you willing to take this injustice?
Apple seeds planted in place of others
Consumerism planted in place of fairness
But you don't care, do you?
You love apples!
Apples apples apples!
Apple pie, apple tarts, apples right out of the bushel!
What are you, a bunch of horses?
Can't you eat something else?
No, you can't, because you're controlled
You let the Apples walk all over you
I know I've seen it
Granny Smith, the matriarch
Her feebleness is a cover
Big Macintosh's simplicity is a cover
Applejack's honesty is a cover
Applebloom's naivety is a cover
Sugarcube Corner is not competition
Pinkie Pie conspires with Applejack
They got rid of Carrot Top
She was a threat
You know this but you won't open your mouth
You're afraid
You're afraid to grow your own crops
You're controlled
You're dominated
You're restricted
You're the subordinates of the Apple Family
Every time you eat an apple
You submit to them
You submit to them!
Don’t think I’m letting you off easy!
I want you to think about how much of a groveling slave you are!
A slave to the Apples!
If they hiked prices, what would you do?
That’s right, nothing!
Because you are conditioned!
You are conditioned do as you’re told!
So eat apples!
Do it!
And see where it gets you.
Because you’re nothing but a dirty colt
Who can’t stand up for themselves
Take a bite
I hope it’s rotted, you filthy horse scum.
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Rightful Ruler
02:08
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Blueblood is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Blueblood is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Blueblood is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Blueblood is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Discord is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Discord is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Discord is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Discord is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Chrysalis is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Chrysalis is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Chrysalis is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Chrysalis is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Sombra is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Sombra is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Sombra is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Sombra is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Tirek is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Tirek is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Tirek is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Tirek is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Whitehorse is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Whitehorse is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Whitehorse is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
Whitehorse is the rightful ruler of Equestria.
But not Celestia, we mean us.
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Fleur Dis Lee
01:00
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Fleur Dis Lee is not her real name.
See how she hangs off his shoulder.
Hear how she does not speak.
See how she flaunts.
Notice how she is displayed as commodity.
It is not an insult.
It is an observation.
It is not an insult.
It is an observation.
It is not an insult.
It is an observation.
Fleur Dis Lee is not her real name.
Fleur Dis Lee is not her real name.
Fleur Dis Lee is not her real name.
Fleur Dis Lee is not her real name.
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Can I suggest you:
Get applebucked
While you lie about being a filly fiddler
And parkbench Lyras and Ponyville creeps
And unicorn magic virginity and pegasus wing flaps
And verbal abuse and Gabby Gums
I don't know how well you can:
Remember your own pointless glue-sniffing childhood
That fumbling playing with horses
In between stallions
Those pathetic hooffights
All those pathetic petty neighs
And this and that and this and that and this and that
And every other applebucking Brony-clichéd cringe
Can I suggest you:
Pose
While you take another frantic glance at your shopwindow reflection
Ensuring the stinking lie is maintained
Because that's the difference between you
Yes, that's the difference between you
You'll let a leering scumbag ciderdrinking diamond dog
Raise your nostrils for a close-up smell
Of horse manure and animal fat
And force an open dead muzzle
Lap up ounces of pony sweat
So can you feel that:
Would be a truly truly disgusting thing?
And that's the difference between me
I'll open up Netflix
I'll watch the show
I'll enjoy perfectly well-made fan art
I'll get in line behind stupidity
I'll let you lie through your teeth
I'll make you feel special
I'll not pick out the mistakes in public
I'll just put it down to passion
And feigned memory lapse
What did you want to be when you grow up?
Certainly not Twilight Sparkle
That's the difference between you
A drunk? A horse addict
A motherly protector of the young?
Another bed-staining colt?
A filly fiddler that needs to be told?
Or just a craven imagination-driven artist
Channelling confusion and fear
Into a sickly limp repetitive craft
Yes, that's the difference between you
You'll act late and surprised
You say you loved roleplaying?
You'll love being hated for the act
The filthier the abuse and the desperate equine details
The fatter the payback
So rather than just listen
Be altered by what's been said
Now that's the difference between me
I'll show you emotional truth
I'll show you the applebucking source
I'll show you yet another applebucking liar
And this is for the you
I'll show you that something that makes you:
Feel different
Feel special
I'll give you:
Thoughts
Apples
Ponies
I'll give the you something
Even more interesting than the last one
And I'll tell you why it's the best one yet
And then you can look back on it all
And say:
This is the best thing that ever happened to MLP
And see:
Why you never became a pony
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End It
02:36
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[F3nning phone call, no transcript]
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